Environmentalist Giggler Gifts

'Tin can recycling plant'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Trump to Build Wall

This is where Brent council sends you

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Cactus Huggers

Food Chain Gang

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Global Warming.

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

Save the Files on the Cloud.

"...We could be talking waterfront here!"

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

If the Moses story happened today...

"This material is 80% recycled."