Environmentalist's Chuckle Gifts

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

This is where Brent council sends you

Trump to Build Wall

Tree funeral.

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

This Bus Runs on Punditry

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Food Chain Gang

Cactus Huggers

"No, I don't recycle."

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

Global Warming.

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Soup art attack

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

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