Environmentalist's Chuckle Prints

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Trump to Build Wall

This is where Brent council sends you

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Tree funeral.

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Food Chain Gang

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"No, I don't recycle."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Cactus Huggers

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

Global Warming.

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Soup art attack

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'