Eco-conscious Giggler Gifts

'All our food is locally sourced.'

Just Stop Boil

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

"MacDonalds or the planet! What kind of choice is that?"

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't always fast enough...'

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

Firewood for Sale

A turtle takes a bath.

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

"There's sewage in the rivers, there's sewage in the lakes. We'd be right at home living in the country."

Endangered Species

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

"We've gone green. We use solar power to ignite the coal we burn."

Oil of Frackenstein

"I hope you appreciate that all materials used in this whack are fully biodegradable."

Going Green

Please help 4x4 to fill.

"Okay, okay, just calm down. Take a deep breath and tell mommy who told you about global warming?"

Ethical Bank Raid

Bob tried living off the land. But the land soon got tired of Bob not pulling his weight, and kicked him out.