Sustainability Humorist T-Shirts

Wind Farm

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

The Joshua Tree

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"This is a terrible table!"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

An snail shell with a chimney

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Global Warming.