Sustainable Living Humorist T-Shirts

As a result of an initial spelling error, Worthing inadvertantly forms the first permculture group in the UK.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"This is a terrible table!"

"Rising sea levels."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

You Are Here.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

An snail shell with a chimney

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Global Warming.