Sustainability Humorist Gifts

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

Wind Farm

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

The Joshua Tree

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"Rising sea levels."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

An snail shell with a chimney

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."