Renewable Humorists Pillows

"He's an energy tax credit."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

"Rising sea levels."

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'It's a very common plant on earth.'