Recycled Humorist Pillows

Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Recycling bottle bank.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"My, it feels good to sit down."

The Joshua Tree

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

"Rising sea levels."

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Gunswinger

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"