Recycling Comedian Pillows

Recycling bottle bank.

"Receptacle Number 4 please..."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Where's my global warming?

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"This is a terrible table!"

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Will work for manure.

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'It's a very common plant on earth.'