Compost Comedian Pillows

"I lost control of the mower and composted most of your garden."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Recycling bottle bank.

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Where's my global warming?

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Paper Bath Towels.

Will work for manure.

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

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igloo smoking zone...

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

La Tour 2007.