Junk Food Comedian Pillows

"When I said you needed to give him a more varied diet I DIDN'T just mean all 12 varieties of KRISYSNAX!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Sweet surprise.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.