Junk Food Critic Pillows

'Do you want a fright with that?'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'We must stop taking junk food titbits from tourists or we'll soon be too fat to fly!.

'The fat laden sugar drenched junk food we make has fuelled an obesity epidemic amongst kids...We have to do something.'

Take Your Kid To Work day

Fast Food Death

"That Pink Slime I keep hearing about; is that a hamburger or the dessert?"

'Listen, take these pills for your stomach-ache, but please, don't tell me what you've eaten...'

The Past, Present and Future.

"This is probably packed with milk-fat, tons of sugar, artificial flavorings and all kinds of emulsifiers!"

No junk meal

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Homo Gamus

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Sweet surprise.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."