'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'
Junk Food Philosopher Pillows
Add a humorous touch to your home décor with our Junk Food Philosopher pillows—comfortable, funny, and perfect for lounging while contemplating life’s cheesy mysteries.
"Energy drinks my foot! I've drunk 10 cans a day and now I don't have enough energy to get off the couch!"
Chips - flavorings flavor.
'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'
Doctor checking the health of food.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"We won!"
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
Homo Gamus
We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
Menu Dating
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
Sweet surprise.
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'
'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
Junk Food Philosopher Pillows Collection
Junk Food Philosopher Mugs
Explore our collection of Junk Food Philosopher mugs and bring a humorous perspective to your coffee or tea breaks—fun, functional, and full of personality.
Junk Food Philosopher Prints
Bring humor and personality to your walls with our Junk Food Philosopher prints—perfect for any kitchen, café, or foodie space seeking a clever twist.
Junk Food Philosopher T-Shirts
Check out our Junk Food Philosopher t-shirts—witty and stylish, perfect for showing off your love for food and funny ideas on the go.