Junk Food Philosophers Pillows

Sure, they SAY you're man's best friend, but they eat those things called hot dogs. Think about it!

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Homo Gamus

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Sweet surprise.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

His Written Work Wasn't Very Good But His Practicals Made Up For It.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'