Junk Food Pillows

'OK, that's two triple bacon double cheese burgers with extra mayo. Would you like a will with that?'

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Apparently, it's extremely bad for the heart. But I wouldn't worry ??" it only affects people who have one."

"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Walmart Shopper

"I love cheeseburgers more than I hate being fat."

The four major food groups.

'Do you want a fright with that?'

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

24-hour Hot Dog Machine.

"Hold on! A new study says those are actually bad for you."

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Fried Chicken Funeral

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Homo Gamus

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

Health 101.

Chip wagon oil change.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'We've done it! We've extended the life of Twinkies. If only we could do that for humans.'

Pizza Study Party

'Woodchips! Mum, you're the best!'

Belly-Swelling Tooth-Rotting Pop - Now With Up To 10 Spoonfuls Of Sugar.

"No, he definitely said big smack and chips."

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"Cream coloured ponies, crisp apple strudels, doorbells and sleighbells, schnitzel with noodles. . ."

"Lately you've been less spooky-scary and more spooky-sad."

Trump sits among a pile of burgers

You know what sounds good right now? Chips.

Burger Lure

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop