Junk Food Critics Pillows

"Well, I ate half of it, and to be honest, I wasn’t 'lovin’ it.'"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Menu Dating

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Sweet surprise.

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

His Written Work Wasn't Very Good But His Practicals Made Up For It.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"