Junk Food Humorist Pillows

Jamie Oliver as a Child.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Lesser known greek gods,

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Garlic Free Zone.

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'