Junk Food Jokester Pillows

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

Books: Chicken Soup for the Soul / Cheeseburger and fries for the Soul.

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

"My theory is that alcohol and gluten, if taken together, will reduce fat and build muscle."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We won!"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Bangers and Mash

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

Onion operation.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

"They should have quit after deep dish."

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Student Food Pyramid

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

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