Junk Food Jokester Gifts

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

Books: Chicken Soup for the Soul / Cheeseburger and fries for the Soul.

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

"My theory is that alcohol and gluten, if taken together, will reduce fat and build muscle."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We won!"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Bangers and Mash

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Onion operation.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Student Food Pyramid

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'