Recycling Humorist Gifts

Kitchen Waste

Not bad. They gave us $10 a pound for the Tin Man.

'I don't mind them recycling, but the more they compost, the less food we get...'

Breaking down cardboard

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

Paper/Plastics/Aluminium/Edgar.

'Welcome to Lourdes'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Recycling bottle bank.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

The Joshua Tree

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"This is a terrible table!"

Gunswinger

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Urban Compost Heap.

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