Recycling Humorist T-Shirts

Kitchen Waste

Not bad. They gave us $10 a pound for the Tin Man.

'I don't mind them recycling, but the more they compost, the less food we get...'

Breaking down cardboard

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

Paper/Plastics/Aluminium/Edgar.

'Welcome to Lourdes'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Recycling bottle bank.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

This is where Brent council sends you

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

Gunswinger

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Rising sea levels."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"