Satirical Recycler T-Shirts

'No hand signals ... but I may empty my ash tray from time to time.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Queen of Upcycling!

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

Recycling bottle bank.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

The water desk

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

Sunday.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"No Littering" sign in space.

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'The manuscript is 'green' because it's typed entirely on the backs of rejection slips.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

Breaking down cardboard

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Hit by corona.

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."