Satirical Recycler T-Shirts

'No hand signals ... but I may empty my ash tray from time to time.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Queen of Upcycling!

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Recycling bottle bank.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

The water desk

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

Sunday.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"No Littering" sign in space.

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'The manuscript is 'green' because it's typed entirely on the backs of rejection slips.'

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

Breaking down cardboard

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Hit by corona.

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!