Brewed Humorist Gifts

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"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"The Eggsorcist"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Teapot

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Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Join me in a beer?

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Bed Fellow

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Gravity wins - again.'

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'My member requires some interest.'

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

'I'd like a brandy please...'