Beverage Comedian Gifts

Teapot

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Man...You age great!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

Join me in a beer?

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"She said don't forget the straw."

"It's Olive isn't it?"

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Hello, my name is Death'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

'This decaf's lousy.'

"It's for his shakes."

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

'I'd like a brandy please...'

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"I like to keep my option open."

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"