Hot Drink Humorist Gifts

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

'Man...You age great!'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

Teapot

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

Hydration

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Join me in a beer?

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

Hot dog warmer

"It's Olive isn't it?"

"It's for his shakes."

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

Drunken rooster has a hangover while sun rises.

"Would sir like to try the wine. . . ?"

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'