Mature Drink Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a mature drink humorist? Our collection combines clever humor with a dash of sophistication, perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh with their favorite beverage. Whether they love witty mugs, amusing t-shirts, cozy pillows, or eye-catching prints, you'll find something that tickles their funny bone and complements their love of fine drinks. These gifts add humor to every sip and bring a cheerful twist to their everyday routine.

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'Man...You age great!'

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'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

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Teapot

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'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.' mockup

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

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"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely." mockup

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

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'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.' mockup

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

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'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!' mockup

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

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"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?" mockup

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

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"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive." mockup

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

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"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'" mockup

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

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Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!

Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee! mockup

Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!

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'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.' mockup

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

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"I know I'm getting old when one big fart throws my back out."

"I know I'm getting old when one big fart throws my back out." mockup

"I know I'm getting old when one big fart throws my back out."

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Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that." mockup

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

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"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face." mockup

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

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"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!" mockup

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

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"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless." mockup

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

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Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back. mockup

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

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"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew." mockup

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

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'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...' mockup

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

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Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?" mockup

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

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"How's your memory?"

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'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!' mockup

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

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'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.' mockup

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

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"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause." mockup

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

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"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?" mockup

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

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'It's my prostate.'

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"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness." mockup

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

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You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear. mockup

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

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'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?' mockup

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

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Mature Drink Humorist Gifts Collection

Mature Drink Humorist Mugs

Discover our collection of humorous mugs designed for mature drink humorists — perfect for adding fun to every coffee or cocktail break.

Mature Drink Humorist Pillows

Find your new favorite humorous pillow—cozy, funny, and perfect for bringing some laughter into their living space.

Mature Drink Humorist Prints

Decorate with humor! Our witty prints celebrate the joy of drinking and laughter, making a perfect gift for any mature drink humorist.

Mature Drink Humorist T-Shirts

Explore our amusing t-shirts that celebrate the playful side of mature drink lovers with witty slogans and lively designs.