High Tea Humorist Gifts

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Time for tea and friendship.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Cover story: Plant World.

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"You rang, m'lord?"

"It's for his shakes."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Steak Lovers.

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Monstrosa Impressus

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

Green Fingers.