High Tea Humorist T-Shirts

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Time for tea and friendship.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Cover story: Plant World.

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"You rang, m'lord?"

"It's for his shakes."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Steak Lovers.

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Green Fingers.

Monstrosa Impressus

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'