Hot Drink Humorist Mugs

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Man...You age great!'

Teapot

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

Hydration

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Join me in a beer?

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

Hot dog warmer

"It's Olive isn't it?"

"It's for his shakes."

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

Knight with a tap in his armour.

"Would sir like to try the wine. . . ?"

Drunken rooster has a hangover while sun rises.