Bar Comedian Gifts

Searching for a tribute to the bar comedian who keeps everyone laughing? Our collection celebrates the humor, timing, and charm of comedy with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints—ideal for anyone who loves a good joke and a great drink.

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"That's how you think because you're an egghead."

"That's how you think because you're an egghead." mockup

"That's how you think because you're an egghead."

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"Oh, that wasn't me talking. It was the alcohol talking."

"Oh, that wasn't me talking. It was the alcohol talking." mockup

"Oh, that wasn't me talking. It was the alcohol talking."

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'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.' mockup

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

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"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago." mockup

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.' mockup

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

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"What other tricks does he need?" mockup

"What other tricks does he need?"

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Teapot

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'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.' mockup

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

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Complementary Beverages

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"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?" mockup

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

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"Drinking improves my vodkabulary." mockup

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

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"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom." mockup

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

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'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.' mockup

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

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"She said don't forget the straw." mockup

"She said don't forget the straw."

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Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

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'These drinks have been watered down.' mockup

'These drinks have been watered down.'

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'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!' mockup

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

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If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages? mockup

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

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'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.' mockup

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

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Virtual Lap Dancing

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"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!" mockup

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

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"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life." mockup

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

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"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes." mockup

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

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'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.' mockup

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

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Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

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"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here." mockup

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

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'I'd like a brandy please...'

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"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar."

"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar." mockup

"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar."

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'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!' mockup

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

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"No thanks, just the peanuts."

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"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more." mockup

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

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People talking through a stethoscope. mockup

People talking through a stethoscope.

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"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!" mockup

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

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What's grey, has four legs and a trunk? mockup

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

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Bar Comedian Gifts Collection

Bar Comedian Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the humor of bar comedians—perfect for your favorite jokester or a night of good laughs and great drinks.

Bar Comedian Pillows

Find pillows that showcase the humor and charm of bar comedians—great for adding personality to your comedy or bar-inspired decor.

Bar Comedian Prints

Browse our playful prints featuring bar comedian themes—perfect for adding a touch of humor to your home or comedy club.

Bar Comedian T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for bar comedians—wear your humor proudly and keep the good times rolling.