"She said don't forget the straw."
Bar Scene Comedian Gifts
Looking for a gift for a bar scene comedian? Discover unique and witty items that capture the lively spirit of comedy nights and bar banter. Perfect for those who love to entertain and make others laugh, our collection celebrates humor with creative flair. Whether it's for a budding comic or a seasoned joke-teller, find something special that reflects their comedic soul and love of the bar scene.
"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'
"What other tricks does he need?"
Complementary Beverages
"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."
"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."
"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"
Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs
'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'
'These drinks have been watered down.'
"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"
'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'
"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."
Virtual Lap Dancing
If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?
"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar."
'I'd like a brandy please...'
"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."
'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'
"No thanks, just the peanuts."
Bar, My dog doesn't understand me.
"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."
"Leave the toilet."
'I'm having what he's having.'
'Two pints of blonde please.'
'I'm glad you credit my Martinis for helping you break out of your cocoon, but I'm still cutting you off.'
'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'
"As this is our first date, perhaps I should tell you that I participate in several frequent liar programmes."
People talking through a stethoscope.
"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"
Why don't we wait until we know each other better before I tell you how I got the name 'Humpty'.
"...And then I forgot where I put my memory stick!"
What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?
Bar Scene Comedian Gifts Collection
Bar Scene Comedian Mugs
Discover more mugs that celebrate the bar scene comedian. Find witty, humorous designs perfect for their daily coffee or evening drink.
Bar Scene Comedian Pillows
Shop pillows inspired by the lively humor of the bar scene comedian, adding a playful touch to any lounge or bedroom.
Bar Scene Comedian Prints
Browse prints that capture the spirit of comedy at the bar. Perfect for decorating a fun, lively space with a humorous twist.
Bar Scene Comedian T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts designed for the humor-loving bar scene enthusiast. Perfect for wearing comedy wherever they go.