Bar Humorists Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the lively spirit of bar humorists? Our collection blends comedic flair with a love for bar culture, perfect for friends or bartenders who enjoy a clever joke or humorous quip. From witty mugs to humorous t-shirts, find a unique gift that complements their fun-loving personality and keen sense of humor.

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"Let Halliburton clean it up."

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'Sorry, pal -- from behind, you look just like my girl friend.'

'Sorry, pal -- from behind, you look just like my girl friend.' mockup

'Sorry, pal -- from behind, you look just like my girl friend.'

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He's not on a motorbike, he's got a very touchy wife!

He's not on a motorbike, he's got a very touchy wife! mockup

He's not on a motorbike, he's got a very touchy wife!

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"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago." mockup

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.' mockup

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

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"What other tricks does he need?" mockup

"What other tricks does he need?"

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"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many." mockup

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

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Complementary Beverages

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'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.' mockup

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

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"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?" mockup

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

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"Drinking improves my vodkabulary." mockup

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

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"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom." mockup

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

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'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.' mockup

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

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"She said don't forget the straw." mockup

"She said don't forget the straw."

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Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

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'These drinks have been watered down.' mockup

'These drinks have been watered down.'

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'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...' mockup

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

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Virtual Lap Dancing

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If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages? mockup

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

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'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.' mockup

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

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"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!" mockup

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

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"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life." mockup

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

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"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes." mockup

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

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'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.' mockup

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

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'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.' mockup

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

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"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here." mockup

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

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'I'd like a brandy please...'

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"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar."

"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar." mockup

"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar."

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'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!' mockup

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

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"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more." mockup

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

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"No thanks, just the peanuts."

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People talking through a stethoscope. mockup

People talking through a stethoscope.

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"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!" mockup

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

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What's grey, has four legs and a trunk? mockup

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

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Bar Humorists Gifts Collection

Bar Humorists Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs with hilarious and clever bar humorist designs—great for keeping the spirits high at home or in the pub.

Bar Humorists Pillows

Brighten their space with pillows that feature funny quotes and illustrations inspired by bar humorists—comfort and humor in one perfect package.

Bar Humorists Prints

Frame a piece of humorous art with our prints that celebrate the lively humor of bar culture—great for adding personality to any living space.

Bar Humorists T-Shirts

Shop our selection of humorous t-shirts perfect for bar humorists. These witty and fun designs are ideal for making light of any situation and adding humor to everyday wear.