Humorous Beverage Connoisseur Gifts

'I hope you realise that's cooking sherry.'

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Man...You age great!'

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Redhead

Teapot

'Fried chickens.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Next Round Indicator

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"What'll ya have?"

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Wine of the Day Club

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.