Garbage Humor Lover Pillows

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Football player has head instead of ball.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Fill 'er up!'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

"You gotta teach me that trick."

Smiley Trash.

HA HA PAID NO TAXES

'Oh gross, manure.'

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

'This is a total waste of time.'

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

"I love this job!"

"Oh, I understand. Why go through all the hassles of a vaccine, when you can just..."

"I'm not going in there. We might catch something."

'He died happy. Internet advertisers successfully microtargeted his every desire.'

Helicopter approaches oil spill with giant vinegar jar.

Here Lies John Watson Dominoes Champion

'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'

"Gross – could you chew with your mouth closed?"

'I think I preferred the old office parties.'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

'Stop touching me.'

Bobby's budding feces collection,