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'He was always buried in his work.'

'He died happy. Internet advertisers successfully microtargeted his every desire.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Dedication to excellence....

Pet Cemetery.

Life after death

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'He never listened to his mother!'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'We've found the problem...'

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

In the houseplant cemetery.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

She always said that Harold hogged the covers. Mildred Sims. Harold Sims.

'Fill 'er up!'

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

'I've never felt so alive...'

What Vampires and Snowmen have in Common

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."