Graveyard Humorist Pillows

R.I.P. Ted Jones, Dairy Farmer, Best before date Oct. 7, 1987

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'I've never felt so alive...'

Ran out of time.

'He was finally crushed by the weight of his own beer belly.'

"Your father is having a mid-death crisis."

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

Football fan's grave - "He never really stopped fighting did he?"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

The high cost of dying is going under.

"Hello?"

The Best Hypochondriac Ever

Nigel Farage

"He loved football very much."

"Well he did say that when he retired he wanted to spend more time in the garden."

Just Resting

Life after death

The Semi-trailer Truck's version of a Cemetery with a truck about to be buried

Lion tamer VIP Vest In Pieces

City Cemetery

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

Here lie the remaining pieces of James Hamer, the inventor of the jigsaw.

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

'Let's just say he wasn't a big fan of election years.'

"You're doing that all wrong."

Blues musicians who never found their audience

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"....and hold the garlic."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'He never listened to his mother!'