Gross-out Humor Lover Pillows

Little Shop of Horrors

"Oh, wait - I think that's my scab collection. . ."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Apple Pie Abduction

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Food fight!'

Football player has head instead of ball.

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

"Can you suggest a nice Bordeaux that will complement the squirrel-infused manure?"

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

'Well son, it seems a bit of a fuss for an overdue library book.'

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."

"If it's still following me around at noon, you'll bet I'll eat it."

Death model.

Brain Fart

Puppy Turds (just 50 cents! Wow!)

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

One armed bandit workout.

'Off hand, I'd say you're suffering from an arrow through your head, but just to play it safe, I'm ordering a bunch of tests.'

"Hey—nice place!"

"Of course, being beached isn't all bad."