Gross-out Humor Pillows

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Food fight!'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'My member requires some interest.'

Uniporn

Brain Fart

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

Puppy Turds (just 50 cents! Wow!)

"You gotta teach me that trick."

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

He Watched Sports

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

Internet Epitaphs

'Why are you so rude?'

"I'm not going in there. We might catch something."

"The work of a lifetime, made of booger."

"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'