Gross-out Humor Pillows

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Food fight!'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'My member requires some interest.'

Adult Magician

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

Brain Fart

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

Uniporn

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

Puppy Turds (just 50 cents! Wow!)

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

"You gotta teach me that trick."

He Watched Sports

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

Boogers Pick Your own

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

Internet Epitaphs

Reality Factor (Eating worms, chicken thinks 'mmmm').

'Why are you so rude?'

"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"

Paper Beats Rock

"The work of a lifetime, made of booger."

"I'm not going in there. We might catch something."