Gross-out Humor Fans Pillows

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Tequila Mockingbird

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Guess who's teething?'

'Food fight!'

'Henry, cut that out.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"What?!"

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

Beer Lunch

Under New Mismanagement

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

Sure, snoring is a big issue at our house too: you've seen the size of my dad's nose...

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Sawrd Fighting

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"It's not you, I just prefer big dogs."

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"I hate when this happens."

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

Psycho-plankton.