Gross Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"That came out of your ear?"

"Some day son this will be all yours."

Bobby's budding feces collection,

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Trappist Monk Discord

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Frankendumpty'

Clone Factory

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

Trump Tariffs

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"Inactivists"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'Food fight!'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

Prescription Drugs '96.

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'