Gross Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"That came out of your ear?"

"Some day son this will be all yours."

Bobby's budding feces collection,

Boogers Pick Your own

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'What does it say, Dad?'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'Frankendumpty'

Clone Factory

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"Inactivists"

'Food fight!'

Trump Tariffs

Pokemon Get Lost

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'