Gross Humor Fan Gifts

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Pastry Hat

Trump Poutine

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'More government surveillance!'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).