Gross-out Comedy Fan Gifts

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

'Make a wish and blow out the candles... Disgusting!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'Food fight!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Shakespeare Project

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

Alan Davies.

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

Coping with Normalcy

'He was a bit of a showoff.'

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

Brain Fart

"We're going to plead infected bladder."

"Ignore them... Meow... Meow! Wuff! Wuff-wuff."

"So, what seems to be the problem?"

Dumbstruck 'More tea and cack Sheryl' - Two flies share high tea

Missing Chameleon

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

You're on, caller. What's your problem? How do I get rid of a tenant so I can charge more rent? I get that question all the time. First, find out if your property is rent-controlled. If it is, go back in time to the moment you decided to rent it out and slap yourself. You have no business being a landlord, you greedy #%$*! What kind of music did the army use to get Noriega to leave Panama?

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

Goal!

"Ouch! You’re killing me!"