Gross-out Comedy Fan Gifts

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Food fight!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Shakespeare Project

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Coping with Normalcy

'He was a bit of a showoff.'

Dumbstruck 'More tea and cack Sheryl' - Two flies share high tea

"So, what seems to be the problem?"

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

Goal!

"Ignore them... Meow... Meow! Wuff! Wuff-wuff."

Missing Chameleon

"We're going to plead infected bladder."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"Ouch! You’re killing me!"

Brain Fart

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

'A Mr. Consistency, Hobgoblin of Mediocre Minds, is here to see you. He doesn't have an appointment.'