Gross-out Gags Fan Gifts

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Static cling."

'Food fight!'

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

Count Flatula

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

Despite their efforts to be credible, the pro-dad group did nothing but raise a stink.

'Obama is conducting Class Warfare.'

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

Brain Fart

21 Bun Salute.

'I suspect your problem isn't stress related, right?'

Amy Lou Adams

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

Cow blowing bubbles from both ends.

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

"Take him home, have sex...Then bite his goddamn head off."

Barbra Streisand

"REALLY?!!!"

Puppy Turds (just 50 cents! Wow!)

Underwater campfire.

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

"Not to brag, but I once blew a vaping cloud so big the Met Office gave it a name."

"Oh s**t, it’s ICE!"

Doomsayer: The end is near!

Why the long face, Al? I guess I was just in the mood for a cheap sight gag.

"I can tell you're upset."

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'