Gross-out Enthusiast Gifts

"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Food fight!'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

Brain Fart

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

Puppy Turds (just 50 cents! Wow!)

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

"The work of a lifetime, made of booger."

'Are you sure it's dead?'

"I'm losing my edge. I can't maintain my rage through all the available news channels."

"Stan's not much of a morning person...then again, he's not much of and afternoon or evening person, either!"

"He died the way he lived...angry at the news.

Bobby's budding feces collection,

"Some day son this will be all yours."

"That came out of your ear?"