Gross-out Enthusiast Gifts

"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'Food fight!'

Spike Milligan

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

Brain Fart

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

Puppy Turds (just 50 cents! Wow!)

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

Boogers Pick Your own

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 6

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

Reality Factor (Eating worms, chicken thinks 'mmmm').

"The work of a lifetime, made of booger."

"Stan's not much of a morning person...then again, he's not much of and afternoon or evening person, either!"

'Are you sure it's dead?'

"I'm losing my edge. I can't maintain my rage through all the available news channels."

"He died the way he lived...angry at the news.

Bobby's budding feces collection,

Messy Fly swat.