Grossness Enthusiasts Gifts

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"He's gone goth"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Get crazy once in a while

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

This side is the gag reel.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Magic Tricks

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Jim Carrey,

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Inkwell Genie.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Food fight!'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"You taught me to laugh again!"

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Clive Anderson

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."