Grossness Enthusiasts Mugs

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"He's gone goth"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Get crazy once in a while

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Magic Tricks

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Inkwell Genie.

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You taught me to laugh again!"

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Food fight!'

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

Vincent Van Goth.