Gross-out Humor Fan Mugs

"I used to ooze sexuality, but it turned out to just be Chlamydia."

"The work of a lifetime, made of booger."

Brain Fart

Puppy Turds (just 50 cents! Wow!)

Messy Fly swat.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

The Brothers Grime

Introducing...Anagraman.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Pastry Hat

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Check out the old dude.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Beer Parasol.

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'