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Reality Factor (Eating worms, chicken thinks 'mmmm').

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

"I used to ooze sexuality, but it turned out to just be Chlamydia."

"The work of a lifetime, made of booger."

Brain Fart

Puppy Turds (just 50 cents! Wow!)

Messy Fly swat.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Pastry Hat

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

The Snooze Bar.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'Check out the old dude.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Beer Parasol.